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Roll the big, purple dice and try for a 2—that’s your balls. And then you want 1's to grow your shaft.

The longer it is, the more points you score. But be careful you could get cock-blocked by not rolling any 1's. Sometimes, stuff happens.

Once you stop with the purple dice, you gotta roll the bulbous die.

It could give you more points with a piercing, vasectomy or pills; or take away points with whiskey dick, blue balls or cold water.

You know you want it. It’s a simple, but highly amusing, game!

So, like a lot of things involving manhood, this game’s about luck and risk.

Great for girls' nights, bachelorette parties, or anytime you just wanna have fun!

For 2 or more players ages 21+  

Includes: 8 purple dice circumstance die dice cup dice tray score pad reference cards rules